I'm not a superhero, but I do get super powers from coffee and technology. I also have a pug for a sidekick.

I’m just a normal guy, but I do have some superpowers. My superpowers are my ability to do things that most people would think I couldn’t do. Like anyone else with superpowers, I fight against some super villains. Namely gravity and inaccessibility. Here I share where I have acquired some of my powers and what they have enabled me to do. Most of my superpowers come from assistive technology, the assistance of others, accessibility, and coffee! Like any person with superpowers, I also have a sidekick. He is my trusty pug, Parker. Parker keeps a close watch over me and never lets me get too far ahead or too far behind in case danger should arise. Although I often wonder if he really is guarding me or does he think I’m protecting him?